Posted by: pixistix913 on: January 4, 2009
1. try NOT to think about penguins
2. blink wildly then squeeze your eyes tight for an interesting effect.
3. pretend you have mind powers and try to lift the thought from the person’s head
4. pretend we covered almost all the list and are down to bored tip number 900
900. pinch yourself- after a while, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain
901. try to swallow your toungue
902. put water in your hand, make a sneezing noise, throw the water onto the person’s neck (for an even bigger reaction, comment on how big that sneeze was or act like you aren’t even sorry).
903. have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror
904. put a straight line of masking tape on the ground, spin around really fast, then try to walk on the tape.
905. snap your fingers as if you have a great idea, and see if you come up with any
906.make a diologue, turn on the TV, and put in mute, then have some1 read your diologue aloud.
907. watch 101 Dalmations and see if they really show 101 Dalmations
908. write down 13 things that make you happy and do one of them
909. order a pizza and flirt with the delivery guy
910. try to stay up for 24 hours
911. pronounce your friends names backwards
912. kiss your elbow, if you can
***913***. READ OUR BLOG!!!
-Shawn and Parker
Posted by: pixistix913 on: December 30, 2008
We like cheese. Do you like cheese? Some people think cheese is too cheesy, but you know who’s cheesy? Them. They are the cheesy ones for thinking cheesy cheese is too cheesy. Well if cheese wasn’t cheesy then why would it be called cheese??? Huh? HUH?? Ooh, dissed.
-An annonymous official of Shawn and Parker inc. who works on a cheese farm and personally does not think its too cheesy.
Posted by: pixistix913 on: December 23, 2008
Hey homeslices.. This is ur amiga Shawn!!
Just wannna giva a shout out to parker 4 being her awesome self… couldnt do this without u!!
also, there are 2!! days till xmas!! im soooo excited!! I hope i get a laptop!! or a cellphone. but that wont happen anytime soon
<3 u forever!
Shawn
Posted by: pixistix913 on: December 22, 2008
Hey, guys! Parker comin’ at ya with a shout out to all you people celebrating Hannukah because I’m pretty sure itt starts 2nite at sundown, so yea! Happy Hannukah!
PS I opened my Xmas gifts from my aunt, and if you were wondering I got this cheerlead-ish Aero sweater and the 3 other books from an AWESOME series, The Ashleys. I’ll tell u about it in a later entry
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-XoXo, Parker
Posted by: pixistix913 on: December 21, 2008
hey bloggers its urs truly Shawn!!
If u need advice on music…cause u always will, then Me and Parker r here 4 u!! Need 2 kno wat tracks to put on ur new years cd?? were ur girls!!!!
<3 always, Shawn!!
Posted by: pixistix913 on: December 21, 2008
Yo! This is Parker, and just because we are stressed wit our own lives and need someone to talk to, well, you probably are too. So? Well, the oh-so-famous Shawn and Parker have hatched a plan for 2009 to make….an advice column! These will be totally annonymous, and if you do not feel like sending us comments, then read our Advice posts where we will give our problems, and stuff like heres how to avoid that…etc. Maybe we will even ask YOU guys for the advice from our posts!
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XoXoXo, Parker
Posted by: pixistix913 on: December 21, 2008
Hey! this is your BFF Parker! Okay, So first off, do you guys <3 music as much as i do?! If you do then here’s a word of advice: Buy B spear’s new album, Circus! I absolutly loved her when I was younger, she was like my idol, but then I went on youtube to get a taste of her new songs B4 i bought the album, you know? And she was GREAT! Great would have to be a serious understatement. she has totally made a comeback! My personal fav? Kill The Lights, Womanizer, and of course, Circus. Already bought the album? Sweet! Tell me what you think!
Luv u all!; XoXo Parker.
Posted by: pixistix913 on: December 21, 2008
Hey bloggers – Shawn here!
Parker told u bout this part of our blog already…. and she did a good job at doing that!!
But theres more i need 2 add.
ok.. as Parker said.. Ur comments will be anonymous. We will give u the best advice we can give and hopefully that will help
If we feel like we cant answer ur Q properly, than we will get other peeps 2 help us answer ur questions.. Cause if u read our blog than we love u and want 2 help u as much as possible!!
—Shawn
Posted by: pixistix913 on: December 20, 2008
MERRY XMAS!!! if u r reading this late, then we hope u had an amazing xmas and a happy Hannukah and Kwanzaa!! not that we celebrate those we celebrate Christmas. Have a happy new year yall!!!
<3 Shawn and Parker!
Posted by: pixistix913 on: December 20, 2008
HEY bloggers…
we will b posting about everything in our world…crushes, our school lives and even celebs!! In case u havent noticed our use of plurals, its 2 people riting this blog. but we will tell u our first names : Shawn and Parker. we dont live together, so we will identifie ourselves by name with each entry!!
ENJOY,
Shawn and Parker!!!